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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

11 Top reasons why ladies today are still single

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The
handsome men are not nice.

3. The
handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The
handsome, nice and metrosexual men are married.

5. The men who are
not so handsome, but are nice men, have
No money.

6. The men who are
not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The
handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The
handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat metrosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The
men who think we are beautiful, that are metrosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat
handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never
make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

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